The title says it all. I am recieving, GRATIS mind you, a toasted sandwich maker. All to myself. Also some towels, a blanket or two, pillows, clothes, money, a computer, and some other junk. But forget that stuff, I'm getting an item that will allow me to make my OWN damn toasted sandwiches! They shall taste of victory.

...Oh right, going to Limerick to attend college, moving out of home, excitement, yada yada.

It's weird how excited I was over the sandwich maker.I mean, MY OWN DAMN PC. I am MOVING AWAY to attend college for four years, and will learn how to (still dont believe this bit) make computer games. All of this, all the grant forms and money and weirdness of learning how to be a real person, and it's getting a free sandwich maker from a cousin that elicits surprise and shock and all the other emotions I'd yet to show.

So, what does that say? That I am an avid fan of the fine art of a good, crispy ham-and-cheese toastie? I'd say no, I'm but an amateur compared to the Olympic Toastie team. So what then? Maybe it's a symbol. Someone who ownes litle things like that must live on their own, and now, I do too.

God help me when I buy an actual toaster. I may explode from sheer excitement.